Is this what they call those youth soccer players who come out on the field with the professional players at the beginning of matches?

I think someone should think of a better name for those kids.


note: this was on my tray at McDonald’s today.

double note: yes I read the important information on those pieces of paper … just not anything nutritional … if there is anything like that.


notes to myself #164

You will never remember the date of one of your sisters’  birthday.


11 responses to “Escorts

  1. A bit strange, for sure! 🙂

  2. Are you sure that the tall one isn’t Madonna?

  3. Madonna was on your McDonald’s tray??? She has appeared in lots of other places too but I think it’s only Catholics who ever see her…
    I remember many years ago a woman, catholic of course, had Madonna appear on her bathroom tiles, thousands of Catholics flocked to her home to see her. Madonna in the bathroom that is not the woman who lived there.

    Lady Madonna, children at her feet, wonder how she’ll ever make ends meet…. Hey that would be a good song

  4. I find that very creepy!

    (lol Tooty!)

  5. Yeah…they may need a consultant here.

  6. Escort kids?!

    As in, “escorts?”

    That sounds as well thought out as the name of an old 90’s TV show here in Australia called “C’mon kids!”

  7. I think something is missing here… or maybe these placemats were meant for the local cathedral or seminary.

  8. Thanks for all the comments.

    Doraz: it’s a regular saying I guess, but open for interpretation … by people like me who interpret things … any which way I like. hee hee!

    Tooty Nolan: I thought it was Maradona for a while, but … he’d probably be shorter than that kid. hee hee!

    Tony: you must have been the 6th Beatle!

    S. Le: me too! … as I ate my burgers … and tried not to draw too much attention when I put the paper insert into my pocket.

    omawarisan: I’d help them! I’m free, but not cheap!

    razzbuffnik: I guess the people who think these things up don’t really think about … much of anything really. hee hee!

    Donald Diddams: here is most of the placemat:

  9. Hey Ross that placemat doesn’t look like the 1st picture you showed us. The guy in white looks nothing like Madonna. I think you were trying to perpetrate a Madonna on your place mat hoax. I know you didn’t actually state that it was Madonna but i reckon you cooked up the conspiracy with Tooty to make that suggestion just to suck us into believing that. Were you after some sort of financial religious icon grant from the Vatican or something???
    With him in the football gear maybe it was Maradonna & you just had Tooty confused & he spelled it wrong.

  10. Oh I was confused & spelt it wrong too, 1 N not 2

  11. Tony: thanks for the link. Can people get really get enough Maradona highlights? … well maybe English people can. hee hee!

    They’ve changed the placemat to some advertising for their new mulched shrimp, teriyaki sauce, and softy softy bun burger now. I am sad.

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