As it slowly crept out of my underwear, slid down my pant leg, and rolled onto the floor …
I knew the bowling alley people would soon discover the mysterious bowling ball thief.
note: why steal bowling balls? … to use as displays for bowler hats of course.
double note: if there is anything that big in the back of my pants, it means I’m very surprised to see you. hee hee!
triple note: I hope everyone had a good Easter and got tons of Faberge eggs … or Cadbury eggs … or something egg like … or something or other.
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notes to myself #161
Enjoying biting the ears off of chocolate rabbits does not make you a sadist.
I Am The Cheese 
First sentence had me getting grossed out. Actually putting a bowling ball in ones pants is gross as well. Your double note is also gross.
Guess you had a gross Easter. Me too.
A while back I bought two bowling balls at a garage sale. $5.00 for two was just too good to pass up. We painted them Gold and put them in the back yard as “Horta Eggs” Star Trek geeks unite! They were later stolen by some hooligan kids. I guess they didn’t see that episode, hope they don’t get them too warm!
-Pf
I thought from the drawing that you just had a very fat bum. The from the 1st sentance I thopught you had poo’d your pants. Bowling balls aren’t as messy to clean up
The typing mistakes are due to the work computwr. the keyboard isn’t as accur5ate as my one at hjome
Has “bowling ball” become a euphemism for the product of a botty burp?
Like in, “is that a bowling ball in your pants or are you just scared to see me?”
Are you one of those who pick on the bunny ears? lol 🙂
Yes, I too wondered where this story was headed… and now I wonder about the incredible strength of underwear elastic needed to hold up a bowling ball — or two. A subject for further research?
lol. once had a shoplifter try to steal a bottle of wine. It slipped out of his jacket pocket and onto the floor. I’m thinking a bowling ball would be twice as difficult to steal, especially in red pants! That looks like my _____ in winter when I dont hit the gym.
Thanks for all the comments.
S. Le: if you look at this one 144 times it might be a gross gross. hee hee!
Easter was non-existent here.
prairieflounder: I had forgotten about that episode. It’s a classic!
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”
Tony: if people poo’d bowling balls what would they wipe? … their ass or the ball? hee hee!
razzbuffnik: hee hee!
Doraz: the ears are the first to go.
Donald Diddams: “Inspector Underwear” should be looking into this. hee hee!
sweetiegirlz: when I worked at a department store in a shopping center the unwritten rule while chasing shoplifters was:
” if you could catch them in the building, there were usually no problems. If they made it to the park adjacent to the shopping center, then that stuff was gone.“