37.5 meters


The idea of an omnipotent being who knows exactly how long each of us will live …

makes me think of a guy sitting in a warehouse full of toilet paper.


note: The Fates … one spins, one measures, and one rips … and wipes.

double note: The Fates are Weird … or Wyrd … or something like that.

triple note: everyone has to ply a trade; some more than others.

quadruple note: my toilet rolls claim to be 37.5 meters long, but I’m too lazy to actually check.


notes to myself #154

You are great … at random, trivial, and silly things. It’s a hidden talent … or one that you should hide … or something like that.

7 responses to “37.5 meters

  1. They only “whack”…those that do not have the ability to “yak”…so,you are quite the “quack” who will stay for a while…SO, sit “back” and be a “Jack!”…or a Ross, or a ??? lol 🙂 Have a great day!

  2. It looks to me like you don’t even have to rock a quarter in to get a score of “GREAT!!” as judged by the noseless guy in the lower right. What a money saver.

  3. triple note: Is your trade 2 ply or just 1 ply? Whack an alligator for me, will you?

  4. Thanks for the comments.

    Doraz: I think I heard that jingle on the “Whack the Weasel” tv commercial. hee hee!

    Bunk Strutts: It’s an old style machine, but it costs $1 to play.
    The game company thinks anyone who puts a $1 in is great!
    A quarter? you are dating yourself … or seeing yourself regularly. hee hee!

    Donald Diddams: my trade is 2 ply … I need to be very absorbent at work … or observant … or something like that. hee hee!

  5. I’m already taken. I’d be really pissed if I was dating myself and found out about it because then I’d have to break up.

  6. I have toilet paper in my warehouse. We don’t sell toilet paper though. it’s just for the toilet. It’s handy to have just in case anyone wants to borrow some toilet paper.
    “Hey can I borrow some toilet paper”
    “Why sure, but make sure you return it when your finished”

  7. Bunk Strutts:breaking up is the hard to do” … I heard that somewhere.

    Tony: some things are non-returnable. hee hee!

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