Once Again Yet Another Still More Too Much Time

 

Stock Features

Tall people have built in ladders.

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Urinals

Having a urinal at home would be cool.
Having 2 side by side would just be creepy.

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People Who Fly

…should have fragile stickers … not their luggage.

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A Cylinderella Story

Do chambermaids clean guns?

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Antarctica

If Antarctica became a country I bet Australians wouldn’t mention that “down under” stuff any more.

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Rumors

What are all these people doing “rumor milling around“?

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Vicariously

Living vicarelessly through others sounds almost dangerous!

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One

Standing out in a crowd of one seems easier than blending in to a crowd of one.
… or does that even make sense?

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I Don’t Know

If you don’t have an opinion are you “nopinionated“?

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Vicious Crop Circles

I guess being the cream of the crop is really good … unless we’re talking about corn.
… I don’t like that creamed corn stuff.

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Re: Fractions

When it comes to needing glasses, it’s more 50/50 than 20/20.
… but they both mean 100% for some reason.

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It Dependages

Some people’s arms and legs are pretty extreme … or possibly pretty extremities …  if they have 2 or 3 good looking ones.

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Politics

When a political party wins by a wide margin it’s a “landslide“. Why isn’t a very narrow margin victory called a “falling rock“?

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The Perfect Solution

If you have an ice cream headache you should take ice cream aspirin.

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The Ends Are Fraying

I abhor, detest, despise, and loath people who describe everything in absolute extremes.

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Shopping

I don’t care if I shop in different clothing stores. I’m an indifferent clothing shopper maybe.

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Ruining On My Parade

A lot of people are on the roads to ruins … Machu Picchu and Ankor Wat seem quite popular.

 

note: here are the other ones. You can probably figure out what order they go in.

Yet Another “Still More Too Much Time”

Another Still More Too Much Time

Still More Too Much Time

Still Too Much Time

Too Much Time

 

double note: I probably could have written more in this series, but Twitter is a good toilet for depositing and flushing these things usually recently up until now at the moment.

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notes to myself #120

What you do and who you are are not really related … but I think we are.

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4 responses to “Once Again Yet Another Still More Too Much Time

  1. Your tag list is longer than many of my blog posts!

    You think WAY too much and must have WAY too much time!

    “Standing out in a crowd of one seems easier than blending in to a crowd of one.” worked for the US Army: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slogans_of_the_United_States_Army and the band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnrp4hH0FoY

  2. I always despise those absolutists.

  3. I’ve heard of people spending too much time looking back rather than forward, but I think that guy on the step ladder is taking it to extreme.

  4. Thanks for all the comments.
    Sorry to be replying so tardily. Sometimes I’m here and then I just “disa here” unexpectedly.

    S. Le: thanks for the links!
    This batch had been hanging out on scraps of paper for a while: it was just a clean up/out of sorts.

    omawarisan: I hate them the most too! hee hee!

    Tooty Nolan: We were both about the same height. I guess most of his non-ladder photos are optimistic … cause he is always looking up. hee hee!

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