If I were a different animal than I am now I’d want to be monkey

… because the learning curve wouldn’t be so hard maybe.


note: I might be better at those bars too!

double note: I’d definitely have a better chance at being an astronaut.

triple note: did they use sea monkeys to test the first submarines?

quadruple note:$20 to participate in an experiment! Sign me up!


notes to myself #119

Banana seats on bicycles were, are, and never will be cool. Be thankful your parents didn’t buy you one … even though you wanted one for some reason.


6 responses to “Primat…ters

  1. Looks like that monkey in the pic took it himself.

    This is pretty funny monkey business you’re talking here.

    I bet you’d get better response from monkeys than some of your students. Have you thought about offering bananas as rewards when teaching English? Might work.

  2. …and you’d be a real chick magnent! Or a bigger one than you already are, natch.

  3. I think I’ve been to a few monkey bars. The service was horrible and you don’t want to know what was in the drinks.


  4. OK….Honestly….too weird for me! I like you just the way you are….now. Do not change on me! 🙂 Hmmm, I just remembered that song….

  5. Your post is quite funny and amusing !
    Love you style ! So you wana be a monkey in next life ? bwahaha
    What Animal Are You?
    Which animal matches your personality?

  6. Thanks for all the comments.
    I’ve been tardy and feathery replying, sorry.
    Sometimes it feels like I’m just not here at all.

    Kelly Pettit: Hey! Bananas don’t grow on trees!

    S. Le: I think if I was a slug I’d move up a step on the chick magnet-o-meter … or at least the chick magnet-o-meter-with-salt. hee hee!

    Turkish Prawn: monkey bar stools stink too! hee hee!

    Doraz: Why did Billy Joel shoot a man while robbing his castle in that Steve Miller song? I’ve never figured that one out.

    Tasneem R: a monkey in the next life! I was thinking sooner than that. hee hee!

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