I don’t want a balanced meal when I eat fast food.
I want an unbalanced one that slides down that little burger chute quickly.
note: McDonald’s is selling sweet corn niblets in Japan. … and it’s pretty expensive too!
double note: why do I always have to look up McDonald’s to see how to spell it?
I love corn!
I just would never in a million years order a bowl of niblets in a restaurant.
Is it because it’s too ordinary? No.
I’d order toast, an egg, a potato or even a glass of milk.
It’s probably because I know someone is just opening up a can in the kitchen and heating it a bit.
There’s just not enough work involved.
… and I know it only costs about 50 cents a can.
quadruple note: if they can make multi-vitamins in pill form, why can’t they just stick all those vitamins and minerals into the meat?
quintuple note: I’m starting to sound all Soylent Green in my best Charlton Hestone.
sextuple note: Charlton Heston was born John Charles Carter in No Man’s Land, Illinois. I’m not making this up! … there really is a place called Illinois!
septuple note: “fasting food” chains aren’t very popular … and don’t have any combo deals.
notes to myself #117
Once the “no dessert unless you eat all your vegetables” phase of your life passes … you really start eating unhealthy.