Airbags are like parachutes:
I don’t have either one in my van.
… I’m going to feel really foolish if I need one of them some day … for moment.
note: I guess the difference between an airbag and a parachute is about 4,000 metres.
double note: parachuting should be an Olympic sport … but I’m not sure in which one.
triple note: “I’d like some air in a bag please. I’m going to do something dangerous.”
quadruple note: “no airbag please … I’m into saving the environment … unless you have a biodegradable one.”
quintuple note: my van doesn’t have a key with the automatic lock/unlock button on it either … I press my key and make a noise anyway … just to fit in. Then I wait until other people aren’t looking and stick the key in the door.
sextuple note: sorry if I haven’t been around for a few days visiting blogs … things are going on … or ongoing … or bongoing … or something like that. I’m like ginger; I’m sure I’ll snap out of it.
notes to myself #111
Man! You are so unbelievably not very sarcastic at all!