I’m A Mountain … Or A Pile Of Something.


I am a mountain:

best seen from a distance and …

if you stand on the top of me you can see a long way.


note: if there is a “Mt. Me” somewhere I bet they sell a lot of t-shirts.

double note: why isn’t it Mt. Splash, Mt. Big Thunder, Mt. Space, Mt. Witch, Mt. Big Rock Candy, Mt. Dew  …

triple note: I guess all mountains are named after someone … probaby Mr. Mountain. (old joke)

quadruple note:

What’s the matter Horn?” I asked my friend Horn.

I’ve never killed a man Jaro” I said to my friend Jaro.

I never rest” I’ve never said.

quintuple note: is there a “Mt. Everestaurant” in Nepal/Tibet? … cause there should be!


notes to myself #103

The albums lying around the house while you’re a kid will stay with you forever. Jim Croce is timeless. Time In A Bottle  is well spent … sometimes.


5 responses to “I’m A Mountain … Or A Pile Of Something.

  1. If I could spend time in a bottle….what is the first thing I would like to do? Well, I can think of a few things! They all relate to food! I must be hungry! See ya! 🙂

  2. I’ll bet you got a lot of porn surfers from that “Mount Me!” line!

  3. Well… I guess you do have foothills. Or is it feethills?


  4. i tried to eat at Mt. Everestaurant once…but it took forever to get there so i turned around and ate subway.

  5. Thanks for the comments.

    Doraz: I think saving time in a bottle comes before spending time in a bottle … but that’s just me. hee hee!

    S. Le: and regular surfers too! hee hee!

    Turkish Prawn: a foot goes in a boot and your feet go in a beet.

    tsanda: I hear the Norgay and Hillary burgers are good … and the view leaves you breathless!

    note: am I the first to think of “Mt. Everestaurant“? … or at least put it on the web? Wow! I have really accomplished something.

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