My New Year’s Resolutions are …
to use all the small change that has accumulated in this ashtray.
yup … that’s about it.
I figure eliminating change leaves me with nothing else to work on this year.
note: change is bad, but small change is worse.
double note: the people at 7-11 are not going to like me for a few months. … assuming they don’t mind me now.
triple note: it’s not time for a change … it’s time for the change.
quadruple note: no I didn’t bring a Labatt’s ashtray from Canada. I think Mr. Pettit gave it to me for some reason.
notes to myself #101
You know how your mother can’t operate the VCR very well and is hopeless at resetting the little clock when there is a power outage? … you will get like that.