If my job was to sit around all day drinking coffee …
I’d still be looking forward to coffee breaks.
note: coffee doesn’t really break … it just gets cold.
double note: taking a break from coffee on coffee breaks would be unacceptable.
triple note: trying to write a post with Back To The Future 2 playing in the background is annoying … but less annoying than just watching it.
quadruple note: I think my van has coffee brakes … sometimes they seem to be not on the job.
notes to myself #95
You are going to have a surplus of slippers one day. I don’t know how it happens … people just think you like slippers or something.