My face just keeps getting more linear every year.
note: everything I say is in parentheses now.
double note: I was going to use a smiley photo, but I saw that I had something stuck between my teeth.
triple note: laugh lines are better than punchlines.
quadruple note: I’m living in linear times I guess.
quintuple note: the lines look like parentheses because they come from your parents … or something like that.
notes to myself #47
You know how Mom used to push up and pull back her facial skin with her fingers and says she might get a facelift.
You will do the same … and probably never will get one either.