If this thing hit me while I was walking across the street,
… I’d be mildly upset and may backhand it into the curb … or eat one of its tires … if I was hungry.
note: what makes a car a car?
double note: as I opened my refrigerator door I realized that I must have been very drunk driving home last night.
triple note: “Sorry, no room for a family.”
notes to myself #40
Up until 44 you only own 4 different vehicles. The first one is the newest … so you better enjoy it.