As I shifted from one foot to the other I thought …
“maybe buying a Flintstone Mobile wasn’t the best idea”.
note: standard drives are shifty.
double note: sure I have a carpet in my van … it’s an air freshner called Stinky!
triple note: fishsticks to the roof of my mouth.
notes to myself #15
Mom usually knows when you’ve done something bad, but she really doesn’t want to know exactly what it is … unless formal charges are laid.