I’m going to sell “Bawl Babies”: balls with cry baby faces on them.
Any type of ball should do: tennis bawl babies, golf bawl babies, soccer bawl babies, super bawl babies, ping pong bawl babies, rubber bawl babies, beach bawl babies, Lucille Bawl babies, tether bawl babies, bowling bawl babies, medicine bawl babies, rugby bawl babies, basebawl babies, basketbawl babies, Nerfbawl babies, meatbawl babies, …
POSSIBLE SLOGANS
“I’ll give you something to cry about!”
“More useful than a Cabbage Patch Kid … and they bounce too!”
note: if this works, I may branch out into “Bald Babies” … ones with no fake drawn-in hair on them!
double note: paddles not included.
triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 and #9 and #10 and #11 and# 12 and# 13 and #14 and #15 are still scheming.
notes to myself #11
When you are 19 don’t take the “selling encyclopedias door to door” job.
It’s just not your thing.
Did you really want to be good at that anyway?
I Am The Cheese 
I’m thinking this could take off like a rocket if you created a cartoon to go along with it.
Hmmm, a cartoon! It could be “peopled” with all kinds of bawl babies, bald babies, and more! On the other hand, maybe selling wikipedia would be easier…
They are really cute, though, and paddle-able in public no less! Wouldn’t their mothers care??
This is gunna be big…
I’d like to see the Lucille Bawl ones.
Lucy you got some splaining to do!!!
If anyone can pull this off, it’s you! Have fun with it! 🙂
Clever idea…as usual.
I see new merchandise for your product line.
Thanks for the comments.
omawarisan: maybe I could work something out with the “Dragon Ball” people. … “Dragon Bawl Babies” … or something like that.
Donald Diddams: money making schemes always involve having to do something. In the “nothing-something” spectrum, I’m firmly entrenched in the “nothing” end: I don’t exspectrum too much. hee hee!
Tony: hee hee! I can’t top the Ricky Ricardo line.
Doraz: the last thing I pulled off successfully was a bandaid.
Tammy: thanks. Someone actually bought a “metrognome: garden variety” commuter mug a week ago! Sales have doubled!