I don’t care how many middle names you think you have,
… you only have one!
If you think you have 2 middle names, you don’t have any.
note: it’s the “half a hole” or “whole half” thing happening all over again!
girl: “Mommy! The kids down the road were calling me bad middle names again!”
mother: “You’re just going to have to live with it Sweet All.”
triple note: if I lost a finger in an accident I’d have another one surgically removed, so I could still give people the middle finger.
oh! I forgot about the other hand.
quadruple note: I’ve put on 3 entries tonight. I don’t know why … I just do stuff sometimes.
notes to myself #3
When you are 9 years old, do not light a whole pack of matches over the toilet … or at least lift the toilet seat up before you do it … so it doesn’t get burnt when you drop them.