I need my own personal “Rosetta Stone”:
– What I said.
– What I wanted to say.
-What I should have said.
note: If one day “English” is indecipherable and future man/alien finally figures it out … I bet they still make a few mistakes with “desert” and “dessert“.
double note: I had a “universal translator potato chip” embedded in my brain … but they don’t really talk a lot. The “chocolate chip” was a disappointment as well.
triple note: the “Rosetta Pound” hasn’t been found yet. It’s 14 times lighter I hear.
quadruple note: eventually everyone will speak the same language … and discover that it was better before.
quintuple note: if there were no misunderstandings … chocolate makers, flower shops, and arms dealers would be out of business.
sextuple note: I was going to title this one “I Speak Braille” … but I don’t know how to spell “Braille“.