Sting, Pink, Madonna, Cher, Meatloaf, and Bono wouldn’t be very anonymous at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
“My name is _________ and I’m an alcoholic.”
note: these people are on a first name basis with everyone.
double note: Brazilian soccer players do have 2 names … it’s just that the other one sounds funny.
triple note: if I changed my name to “Amen” it could get confusing at church.
quadruple note: maybe I’ll change my name to “Stupid” … and sue those t-shirt people.
quintuple note: Why didn’t William Shakespeare have a Pen Name? … did he write his stuff with a pencil or something!
sextuple note: The photo has nothing to do with anything: I just like this view.