Money Making Scheme #15

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I’m going to sell “Shaving Cream Cheese”!

Usually too much shaving cream comes out. Now you don’t have to waste it: you can eat it!

possible advertising:

It was a close shave for the Johnsons when they ran out of party appetizers.
Luckily they had Shaving Cream Cheese!

Shave and a Bagel?

It must be 5 o’clock shadow somewhere!

Shaving Cream Cheese will get you in a lather!


If this works out maybe I could expand into:

-Shaving Cream of Mushroom Soup
Shaving Cream of Wheat
Shaving Cream Corn
Cold Creamy Peanut Butter
-Shaving Creamsicles (in icy mint flavour)


note: You can’t eat just one???

I know there are chips on the plate, but you can only eat the crackers!


double note:  Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 and #14  are still scheming.

7 responses to “Money Making Scheme #15

  1. Shaving Cream of Mushroom Soup. That had me laughing. It’s so utterly daft – you must be of English ethnic origin. You’re bookmarked.

  2. Maybe you could make shaving cream cheesy peas?

  3. Thanks for the comments.

    Tooty Nolan: People from other countries seem to think I’m ethnic originally … English is just a hobby … and the language I was born with.

    CoatMan: that sounds squeak and bubblicious! … or bubbly and sqeakish!

  4. I’m beginning to think you may have too much free time.

    You had me imagining cracker spreads with whiskers in them. Thanks for the imagery. Not hungry any longer.

  5. S. Le: having too much free time … takes a lot of time! hee hee!
    I haven’t found any whiskers in my shaving cream yet: I just use it because it looks so damn cool!

  6. Brilliant, simply Brilliant but you forgot shaving icecream.

  7. Tony: if there was “Shaving Ice Cream“, I’d probably have a beard … and a whole lot of empty cans of the stuff !

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