My Fanta”sizing” Is Extra Large El Grande!

I ain't never growing up!

 

I’m a hunter and gatherer of wool.

 

note: flower added by Mariko.

double note: How old do you have to be before you can’t say what you want to be when you grow up?

triple note: I know “Cyclops” isn’t politically correct, but “one eyed monster” is misinterpreted as something else these days.

quadruple note: Can you be misquoted if you speak sign language?

quintuple note: Pirates don’t seem to be very limber.

sextuple note: watching kids coloring something is better than … 

septuple note: I may have put on 4 entries tonight … if you are in to that sort of thing.

 

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7 responses to “My Fanta”sizing” Is Extra Large El Grande!

  1. No but some pirates limbs are lumber! Oh, ha!

  2. “Like a cyclops cowboy;
    Riding out on a horse in a one-eyed rodeo.”
    Glenn Campbell

  3. A one-eyed pirate has a distinct disadvantage. When he tries to peer through his spyglass he’s got to squint with the good eye.

  4. Does the cyclops pirates have a cyclops parrot
    There used to be a pirate in Captain Pugwash called One-Eye-McGurk. Made me feel kinda special…
    Don’t cowboys out on the prairies need to sleep with one eye open, would be hard for him

  5. One-eyed drunks never see double.

  6. A bicyclops is a monster born with three eyes that has lost one of them.

  7. Thanks for the comments.

    S. Le: do peglegged pirates lumber into rooms?
    It’s not a limp! It’s a lumb!

    Bunk Strutts: I think a “bicyclops” could be a one-eyed bicycle cop! Maybe he rides both ways too! hee hee!

    Tony: a parrot with a peg leg would be very cool!
    What’s with pirates and parrots anyway?

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