I’m a hunter and gatherer of wool.
note: flower added by Mariko.
double note: How old do you have to be before you can’t say what you want to be when you grow up?
triple note: I know “Cyclops” isn’t politically correct, but “one eyed monster” is misinterpreted as something else these days.
quadruple note: Can you be misquoted if you speak sign language?
quintuple note: Pirates don’t seem to be very limber.
sextuple note: watching kids coloring something is better than …
septuple note: I may have put on 4 entries tonight … if you are in to that sort of thing.
I Am The Cheese 
No but some pirates limbs are lumber! Oh, ha!
“Like a cyclops cowboy;
Riding out on a horse in a one-eyed rodeo.”
Glenn Campbell
A one-eyed pirate has a distinct disadvantage. When he tries to peer through his spyglass he’s got to squint with the good eye.
Does the cyclops pirates have a cyclops parrot
There used to be a pirate in Captain Pugwash called One-Eye-McGurk. Made me feel kinda special…
Don’t cowboys out on the prairies need to sleep with one eye open, would be hard for him
One-eyed drunks never see double.
A bicyclops is a monster born with three eyes that has lost one of them.
Thanks for the comments.
S. Le: do peglegged pirates lumber into rooms?
“It’s not a limp! It’s a lumb!”
Bunk Strutts: I think a “bicyclops” could be a one-eyed bicycle cop! Maybe he rides both ways too! hee hee!
Tony: a parrot with a peg leg would be very cool!
What’s with pirates and parrots anyway?