I’m glad I don’t have taste buds all through my digestive system:
eventually everything would start tasting crappy.
note: my taste buds never bloom.
double note: someone who cuts in front of me at the buffet table is a taste budinski!
triple note: I don’t have any good photos of my digestive system, so here is a tunnel instead. If this tunnel was my digestive system, I think my van would be corn … because it’s really moving.
quadruple note: I debated over using “shitty” or “poopie” instead of “crappy“, but the best I felt was crappy at the time: “poopie” was my number two choice.