I’ve never seen an eclipse!
I want to see one, but they are always somewhere else.
They might as well be happening in outerspace!
note: I thought I saw one once at a movie theatre, but it was just the guy in front of me’s head blocking the screen.
double note: is that “me’s” in the first note correct? … or do I really speak that poorly?
triple note: lunar eclipse, solar eclipse … I guess if you’re on the moon you could watch an earthar eclipse. I could be wrong; I usually am.
quadruple note: are “eClipse” just excerpts from “eBooks” that you can read for free?
quintuple note: I bet on a horse called “Eclipse” at the horseraces … it wasn’t a favorite to win … it just got eclipsed by all the other horses. It was a longshot underdog dark horse … or a really shitty runner … or something like that.