I thought a bird shit on my van, but after tasting it … I realized it was just bad yogurt.
note: there’s possibly someone out there flinging yogurt on people’s cars … and statues maybe.
double note: the misuse of dairy products is happening dairily … or daily … or something like that.
triple note: I have a milk bone to pick with these vandals … or possibly I just have a wish bone to pick with them.
quadruple note: this one is on time earlier than usual. It’s Mr. Badger’s Birthday tonight, so I think there may be a beer or two hoisted … because we don’t have any flags … and you can’t get a beer buzz off of a flag. I’m sure we will be flagging later on though … and then we will go home.