Still More Really Bad Things

a coffee mugshot

These things would also still be really bad:

– youtuberculosis

– a pipe dreamcatcher

– a lemonstration

– SpongeBob SquarePanty lines

– a wire tapioca pudding

– vending machine guns

– a gummy bearskin rug

– a flying saucercumcision

– heretic tacs

– a beatnik knack

– a commuter train of thought

– alkaline dancing … or just line dancing

– an absolooting

– a Welcome Back cotter pin

– a time share cropper

– having a hobby hoarse throat

– obscurvy

– kangarulers

– a suicide salad

– a punctured eardrum kit

– a saltwatermelon

– a tuna meltdown

– cheetah tahs!

– a chocolate barstool pigeon

– a toxic waste band

– a daffodil pickle

– a combination lockness monster

– a window psilocybin mushroom omeletter of recommendation


note: I do have “a coffee mugging” … now!

double note:  Really Bad Things  and More Really Bad Things  are still fake furmenting.

triple note:

coffeasibility studies or java scripture?

quadruple note: sorry I haven’t been frequenting all your awesome blogs … frequently and on a regular basis non sporadically: “hit shappens” or something like that. Bork is a Witch!

10 responses to “Still More Really Bad Things

  1. Well, if you sold and designed mugs…you would make a fortune! I love this post! Too funny.

  2. Salt watermelon, YUKKO!!!
    I like your mugs but I’m a cheapskate. Can I have a free one???

  3. 1. Fantastic mug design.
    2. Where do you come up with this stuff?

  4. kangarulers…haha!
    a daffodil pickle…hahahaha!
    Love the coffee mugging mug! What a great post! Your brain must ache now.

  5. That is hilarious. I love your sense of humor. So funny.

  6. “a flying saucercumcision”

    I can’t even say it, let alone want to ask for one.

    “a window psilocybin mushroom omeletter of recommendation”

    I think I had one of those in Bali. I saw the Ramayama in the clouds and the statues wagged their fingers at me as I was reading other people’s minds, uninvited.

  7. I think you missed my previous comment; I like your mugs but I’m a cheapskate. Can I have a free one???

  8. No, Tony, you can’t have a free mug. PR creates language keebobs for free not mugs.

    Unless he’s got some sort of kiln in that weird van.

  9. I have a friend that owns a deli. Hot tuna meltdown is what he calls a tuna melt. It’s my favorite.

  10. Thanks for all the comments!

    Doraz: I do design a few mugs … the selling part is the problem. I had a fortune from a cookie, but I ate it: I guess I’m fortunate. hee hee!

    Tony: maybe one day if you’re really lucky.

    S. Le: this design was mostly nathaliewithanh‘s doing. I just sent her the uncoloured drawing and she did the rest.
    Some things just come to me and I try to scare them away … but if they keep hanging around I’ve got to put them somewhere. hee hee!

    I forgot to put in “Mary Tyler Moorse Code“!

    Tammy: I’ve been using the “kangaruler” joke for years. At work there is a stuffed kangaroo handpuppet and when we learn the word “ruler” … I stick the ruler into the handpuppet and pull it out slowly saying “kanga … ruler“. Kids usually associate the 2 words together after that.

    Eric Richardville: thanks.

    razzbuffnik: I remember a couple of guys who ate some magic mushrooms on Gili Trawangan in Indonesia. The next morning at breakfast they couldn’t read the menu: their vision eventually came back. I don’t think they did the mushrooms again after that.

    w1kkp: thanks. Congrats on your prize! Well done!

    Clark Bunch: thanks for stopping by. I guess I should change that one to a “hot tuna meltdown coat of paint thinner” … just to be original. hee hee!

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