A fly that doesn’t fly,
Is simply just a lie.
If it says it can fly,
Then it’s a lying lie.
… and not a flying fly.
note: “Get out there and fly around you little maggot!”
double note: the “lie” in the drawing is a “white lie“.
triple note: sorry for no mention of “porky pies“; I just thought it sounded cool.
It’s rhyming slang or slimey rhang or limey sang or something like that.
quadruple note: my other poems are still poeming at the mouth to be read here.
quintuple note: I may have put on 2 or more entries tonight … or today. I like things fresh I guess.
… or I have sleeves and things up them.
… or I don’t. It’s a crap shoot sometimes.
Advertisements
Just curious…what would a porky pie taste like?
🙂
The fly looks a bit constipated~~
Maybe that is what happens when you eat porky pie~~~
🙂
I love Porky Pies but I haven’t had one for years. The 1st one I ever had was in my un-pork pie knowledge days & I heated it up in the microwave then wndered why it went so soggy. I didn’t know they are eaten cold & all the jelly stuff melted & soggified (Dictionary of Tonyology – verb: To make soggy) the pastry
Thanks for the comments.
Doraz: it’s not a fly in the drawing … it’s a lie. hee hee!
as for Porky Pies … see Tony’s comment. That about covers it.
Tony: mmmm…pork pies!