making feet for baby shoes


A pregnant woman is possibly a “waiting womb attendant” … figuratively speaking literally.


note: if a mother isn’t pregnant, is she an unexpectant mother?

double note: if a woman doesn’t know she’s pregnant, is she an unexpectant mother too?
oh! I wasn’t expecting that!

triple note: if a woman isn’t pregnant, is she a non-unexpectant mother? … or is that just another term for an expectant mother once  you peel those double negatives off of it?

quadruple note: if you have two photo negatives, is that positive?

quintuple note: I may start taking infertility drugs to offset the effect of fertility drugs. Maybe I could do an “infermercial” … or something … and make a few bucks.

sextuple note: I think I’m using infertilizer in my garden.

septuple note: The photo has nothing to do with pregnant women: pregnant women might have made those sandals, but I don’t know for sure either way. I just don’t have good photos of pregnant women … or any photos for that matter.
Just thinking about the Tom Waits’ line “making feet for children’s shoes” or something like that.



3 responses to “Unexpectantly

  1. ok that settles it, im taking two negatives with me wherever i go

  2. Lucky I read the septuple note I was going to ask if they were special regnant woman shoes.
    If a woman isn’t pregnant but people think she is is she just too fat??

  3. Thanks for the comments.

    Mental Mist: when I’m with a negative person, I try to find another negative person … and that usually makes things positively negative. hee hee!
    Math teachers don’t know what they are talking about.

    Good to see that you are still kicking around!

    Tony: I’m not touching that one! hee hee!

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