You’re never really finished a piece of gum.
… that’s somehow unsatisfying.
note: everyone quits gum eventually.
double note: “You’re not leaving this dinner table until you finish all your gum Mister!”
triple note: sometimes I’m too lazy to chew gum … and other times I don’t even think about it.
quadruple note: “double note” actually uttered by Kelly Pettit … before I thought of it. I was probably thinking about things that rhyme with “gum” … other than “rubber bum”.
quintuple note: people without teeth are gum chewers too!
“Gum?”
“No thanks. I’ve got my own.”
I Am The Cheese 
Did you find out where gum comes from?
Kelly Pettit: Nope. Some things should remain a mystery … like how much bear is in a gummy bear; how much elasticity is in my underwear; and how much plasm is in an ectoplasm.
I was a big gum chewer, back in the day. Now I have problems with TMJ, so I pass on it. I will stick with the ones in my mouth only, no other choice! LOL
I think it’s made from the leftovers of what the bloke in “The Fly” movie turned into…
Hey, we use Xylitol gum and mints, too. Good stuff — just have to keep it away from the dogs.
Thinking of gum
was a man who played drum
he was always a bit numb
and he always drank a whole lot of rum
4/10, but it was the best gum rhyme I came up with
Thanks for all the comments.
Doraz: I now understand why you just said TMJ: Temporomandibular Joint Syndrome makes my mouth sore just saying it.
They should invent non-chewy gum.
Tony: I’m not hungry for gum anymore.
Dennis the Vizsla: I still don’t know how to pronounce that name. I think it’s said “keshlitol” over here.
Cynical Scribble: don’t beat yourself up, Shakespeare didn’t even do a gum poem!
how about …
Whether glass or grass
it’s the same outcomes
When chewed in the mouth
leaves you with sorghums.