My Life

 the first thing I scanned!


 My life is very constipated … or like some other word that sounds like that … or similar … or almost the same but different … or very close to that one but with a different meaning.


note: being constipated requires constant patience … that’s why it’s called “constipatience“.

double note: the above drawing is an advertisement from one of those fake newspapers they sell in cowboy tourist traps: mine said “Ross Janes: Wanted Dead or Alive, but Mostly Dead“.  The newspaper is long gone, but I’ve kept this stupid drawing for 36 years or so. I don’t know why.

triple note: With the help of my knowledgeable friend Kelly Pettit , I am now the owner of a printer/scanner/photo making thingey. I scanned this drawing by myself and everything!

quadruple note: Yes, I know the little guy in the drawing probably has diarrhea, but … diarrhea is toilet humor while constipation is technically not toilet humor.

9 responses to “My Life

  1. I recently got a scanner too. Does that make us kinda related Uncle Ross???

  2. Ross, I love the little guy! He does not look very happy! Maybe you can “scan” a friend to help him out! *)* Have fun with your new toy!

  3. More toilet jokes. ugh. I think you are constipated, yeah.
    Welcome to the New World of scanners. Soon you will learn to use a mobile phone and an MP3 device! You are such a quick, clever man.

  4. Mobile phone & MP3 device???

  5. Ross, I now declare you officially obstipated.


  6. I can’t help myself…
    Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out with a pencil. :-p

  7. This is why you should only drink Duff, and never Fudd.

  8. Thanks for all the comments.

    Tony: since a lot of people already have scanners … it makes us more “late” than “related”. hee hee!

    Doraz: the little guy on the right should never have drunk that “Scab Beer”.

    S. Le: everyone needs a bit of toilet humor once in a while … like everyone needs a toilet once in a while. The toilet humor entries are just something I need to get out of my system. hee hee!
    Living in the land of technology has its advantages: it’s almost impossible to buy something that is outdated or soon to be.

    Tony: I have an MP 7 and a stealth phone myself.

    nathaliewithanh: is that a good thing? hee hee!

    Tammy: ahhh the classics. hee hee! Thank you for being the first … and hopefully not the last … person (other than nathaliewithanh and myself) to buy an amazing planetross t-shirt.

    Dennis the Vizsla: I can’t get enough of that Duff!

  9. Congrat’s on the scanner planetross.

    I feel like I’ve been there to help for all your big life events. Finding a place to live, buying your computer, deciding your planetross name, and now your scanner.

    I feel like a proud parent watching his son move into the big world lol.

    That’s my boy!

    Road tangent: I love your Batman Chronicles on Twitter! People should check those out!

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