Money Making Scheme #12

save those trees!


I’m going to sell pickles shaped like toothpicks and call them “Tooth Pickles”!

Possible catch phrases could be:

I think you’ve got something in your teeth. Would you like a Tooth Pickle?


A little peckish
What the heckish!
Tooth Pickle!
Tooth Pickle!
Tooth Pickle!


I’m not gerkin you around! or Takin’ the Mickle!
If it’s an edible toothpick, it’s gotta be a Tooth Pickle!


note:Tooth Pickles” are not to be confused with “Pickle Teeth“.

see a dentist!


double note: I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!

I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!


triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  are still scheming.

quadruple note: Don’t these just keep getting better and better? or is it just me? I could be wrong; I usually am.

7 responses to “Money Making Scheme #12

  1. Ram Venkatararam

    Interesting. I would be happy to sell them in my convenience store. For the adult crowd, I might suggest “Is that a tooth pickle in your mouth or are you just unbelievably skanky.”

    I’ve had the copyright on that phrase for years so don’t be jerkin’ my pickle here and try to rip me off.

    Thanks for the post

  2. So if you snack on these babies, would that be a small peccadillo?

  3. You go, boy. If you wanna sell tooth pickles, my former flatmate and professional pickle addict, may just be your first regular customer.

  4. Looks like you found a bread and butter pickle 🙂

    Ever thought of selling drill pickles to dentists?

    A yellow child with pickle teeth: not a good start in life…

  5. In the words of Larry the Cucumber, “I am *not* a pickle.”

    Do pickle teeth have anything to do with pickle breath? Money making scheme #13, pickle breath spray…in a small spray bottle that looks like baby pickle.

    Answers to quadruple note: Yes. No. Maybe.

  6. Thanks for all the comments.

    Ram Venkatararam: thanks for stopping by! Tooth Pickle are for everyone! not just adults. If you have genes, naturally genetically modified pickles are for you! Don’t settle for imitations; ask for them by name! I hear some people are trying to sell skanky pickles; they should be doing brine times … they are no big dill. hee hee!

    pannonica: hee hee! “pick a dill” oh! you are really on the fork tonight!

    Epicurienne: I guess for non-pickle people … pickles are cucumbersome or something.
    “More for me! Sucks to be you!” is my usual response … for the non-pickle eating crowd. I’m childish sometimes.

    nathaliewithanh: “drill pickles”! hee hee! good one! That child is peach color; at least that’s what it said on the crayola.

    Tammy: I’ve never heard of pickle breath. It must be a smear campaign from the anti-pickle people!
    I hope your answers to my questions were in order. thanks!

  7. PR- Yes, the answers were in order. Pickle breath does exist. It’s called chronic pickletosis.

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