These things would also be really bad:
Typhoonerals
A static Klingon
A venetian blind date
A key chainsaw massacre
A shadow nut
Pungi stickmen
A coffee mugging
Quicksandals
Bowling pins and needles
A septic tank top
Poison dartboards
Strychnine ball games
Thurston Howell the 3rd degree burns
Disparalysis
Asphalt lines
Molemeningitis
A needs reparachute
DEF CONstipation
Cemetary plot summaries
Pigeon toe trucks
A psoriacyst
An ad campaign in the ass
Lollygagging on lollipops
Rancid Vicious
Magic mushrheumatism
Being hungoverboard
Morning aftershaves
Athlete’s foot in mouth disease
Mad Cowboycotts
Gravy stainglass window shoplifters
Deadpanhandlers
Genetickles
Eulogy strings
note: I do have a “monk keychain after all”!
double note: enough of these ones for a while; my mind is turning into a bag of trickles.
triple note: Really Bad Things are still bad over here.
I Am The Cheese 
I was going to tell you the ones I thought were the funniest but the list was so long it would look like I was copying your list.
Again the tags are as funny and numerous as the post itself.
For the lack of anything else, I echo S.Le because there’s nothing else to say.
Is that brain licensed, PR?
It reminds me of “wheel of fortune” game show when they have 2 puzzles fused together to guess. Theirs are stupid. Yours are funny. 🙂
Thanks for the comments.
S. Le: I think my favourite is “Thurston Howell the 3rd degree burns“, but that’s just me: a little nostalgic and a little sick.
Bonnie Luria: the brain has a learner’s permit right now, but I’m working on something more “contactile” slowly … ever so slowly.
sweetiegirlz: thanks! … although if you said they were just stupid, I would have been happy anyway. hee hee!