I’m going to sell belts to Motor Racing enthusiasts called, “Fan Belts”.
The belts will be decorated with famous drivers and their cars.
Maybe I could attach tiny fans to the belts called “fan belt belt fans” to stop the wearer from overheating.
note: It must be nice to be a race car driver: driving nowhere fast, wasting lots of gas, and getting paid gobs of money.
“So what do you do?”
“I drive in a circle mostly … sometimes not. There’s champagne to spray around at the end if I’m lucky.”
“Sounds like a busman’s holiday.”