I’m going to sell belts to Motor Racing enthusiasts called, “Fan Belts”.
The belts will be decorated with famous drivers and their cars.
Maybe I could attach tiny fans to the belts called “fan belt belt fans” to stop the wearer from overheating.
note: It must be nice to be a race car driver: driving nowhere fast, wasting lots of gas, and getting paid gobs of money.
double note:
“So what do you do?”
“I drive in a circle mostly … sometimes not. There’s champagne to spray around at the end if I’m lucky.”
“Sounds like a busman’s holiday.”
triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 and #9 and #10 are still scheming.
I Am The Cheese 
Ha! That’s funny Ross… and not a bad idea!
That industry kills on merchandising.
And how right are you about the driving in a circle thing. Although, as a guy with OCD… That sounds kind of nice.
Pomeroy!: Wrestling might be another market too! I’d probably make the belts out of Nerf though.
That would actually sell. (sadly)
S. Le: I bet they’ve already got one!
I might be behind the curb on this one … or is it curve?