Money Making Scheme #11

don't waist your time with imitations!

 

I’m going to sell belts to Motor Racing enthusiasts called, “Fan Belts”.

The belts will be decorated with famous drivers and their cars.

Maybe I could attach tiny fans to the belts called “fan belt belt fans” to stop the wearer from overheating.

 

note: It must be nice to be a race car driver: driving nowhere fast, wasting lots of gas, and getting paid gobs of money.

double note:

“So what do you do?”

“I drive in a circle mostly … sometimes not. There’s champagne to spray around at the end if I’m lucky.”

“Sounds like a busman’s holiday.”

triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10 are still scheming.

 

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2 responses to “Money Making Scheme #11

  1. Ha! That’s funny Ross… and not a bad idea!

    That industry kills on merchandising.

    And how right are you about the driving in a circle thing. Although, as a guy with OCD… That sounds kind of nice.

    Pomeroy!: Wrestling might be another market too! I’d probably make the belts out of Nerf though.

  2. That would actually sell. (sadly)

    S. Le: I bet they’ve already got one!
    I might be behind the curb on this one … or is it curve?

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