The Last Man On Earth

sexy papa!


If I were the last man on earth, I’d probably be pretty happy about meeting this person …

until I found out there were still lots of women around!

It would be a tough situation to be in: I’m not good at ending relationships.


note: If I were the last person on earth …

1. I’d be hoping for Cornelius and Zira to show up in a rocket ship.

2. I’d touch everything with a “Do not touch” sign, except hot things.

3. I’d be glad that I hadn’t watched the “24” series earlier.

4. I’d keep the bathroom door open … maybe.

5.  I’d still drive around in my van.

6. I’d read the old entries on your blogs, but I wouldn’t comment.

7. I’d work less.

8. I might start getting a complex or something: especially if everyone had moved to the moon.

9. Table manners and personal hygiene might get a bit sloppy.

10. Reproduction could prove more difficult than now.

11. I’d probably be saying this like a mantra too: “Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…


double note: the man in the image is Akihiro Miwa: singer/songwriter, TV personality, and spiritualist. Supposedly if you put his image on your cellphone, it’s good luck. You go first!

5 responses to “The Last Man On Earth

  1. I’d read the old entries on your blogs, but I wouldn’t comment.

    Bwaahahahaha…that is too funny.

    Now stop doing that now, Dammit!!!!!

  2. If you are the cheese, what’s that in my refrigerator? Oh, wait, it used to be cheese but now it’s something completely different. I would read your entire blog AND comment if I was the last person. Funny stuff!

  3. I was also struck by the statement:

    ” I’d read the old entries on your blogs, but I wouldn’t comment.”

    You could comment and then go back and comment on your own comment. That’s pretty much what you do already, innit?

  4. Who is she & why is she holding a large cauliflower.
    If you are the cheese, maybe she plans to kill you, shred you, then make cheese sauce outta you for her cauliflower
    Run Ross Run!!!!

  5. Thanks for all the comments.

    this buddy of mine: I will try harder not to do this in the future.

    davisw: thanks for the compliment. I’m blushing.

    S. Le: pretty much so. You are on to me now.

    Tony: You mean, “Who is he?” You have to start reading the “double note” more often.

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