Christmas #2 (no my parents aren’t divorced)

severed head

What fun it is to laugh and sing a slaying song tonight
Jingle Bells?

Who wrote this; Jason, Michael, or Freddy?


note: I guess trees have their own opinion on axe murderers.

double note:  “No! I said, slash prices!”

triple note: Black Christmas is a pretty scary movie.

quadruple note: “I don’t want to look in my stocking Uncle Freddy!”

quintuple note: Finally! Pikachu gets his just desserts!

sextuple note: I’ll eat it if it has stuffing in it!

septuple note: Jason vs The Pocket Monsters.

octuple note:  Christmas #1 (not the first Christmas)

3 responses to “Christmas #2 (no my parents aren’t divorced)

  1. It’s still two weeks away don’t worry.

  2. Did you know Jingle Bells was originally written as a Thanks Giving song.

    Maybe they were planning on Slaying the turkey?

  3. Thanks for the comments.

    commonsmith: I’m not worried. Who said anything about worrying? Is there something I should know? Have people been talking? What did you hear?

    buskerman: I saw that too when I was verifying the actual words to the song! Are there any other Thanksgiving songs? It could be a lucrative market!!

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