I’m going to sell prescription drinking glasses.
This should prevent people from getting blind drunk.
note: maybe a shot glass monocle would be more practical.
double note: if these prove profitable, prescription drinking … sunglasses, reading glasses, and magnifying glasses could be next.
triple note: “no-stain stain glass prescription drinking glasses” is difficult to say.
quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 are still scheming.
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Those glasses would look good on a cocktail table.
You can send me a pair! I’ve only been wearing glasses for a year now, but before I tried contacts, I was puzzled at how I found I felt really drunk after half a glass of wine. Then I worked out that it was because I’d taken off my glasses so my vision was uneven and similar to when you drink a zillion glasses and can’t focus. Doh. I think your glasses would save me a hell of a lot of trouble. Patent them, please.
I thought they were dice….
Wouldn’t the alcohol burn your eyes if you looked up.
What about getting charged with drink driving if you are a compulsory glasses wearer when driving. “Sorry officer but I was looking through the whiskey not drinking it.”