Sammy’s Stucky Situation

Sammy's Stucky Situation

This is the story of Sammy and what happened to him when he was 9 years old and rotten.

Sammy lived in a very small town.

The town was so small it had only one policeman, one fireman, and one personal trainer/lifestyle coach. It had one library with one book, which was overdue; one school with one teacher, which wasn’t a bad thing; and one supermarket with one shopping cart. The shopping cart had 4 wobbly wheels, but they wobbled in unison so nobody noticed.

One morning Sammy and his mother were in the supermarket using the one shopping cart with the 4 wobbly wheels that wobbled in unison so nobody noticed when Sammy began begging his mother to let him ride in the cart. She said he was too big and he wouldn’t fit. Sammy, once mentally going through all his other tactics for getting what he wanted from his Mother, begged more. He didn’t have too many tactics.

His Mother eventually gave in and helped him into the little child seat, which is very cool if you are under the age of 3 or possibly 4. It was a tight squeeze, but Sammy wriggled, jiggled, shifted, and squirmed his way in to a semi-comfortable position.

He was enjoying the ride until he saw the “bulk bin candy” section.

He wanted out of the cart, so he could stick his grubby hands in to each and every last bucket of candies to sample their contents like he always did.

His Mother tried to get him out, the store manager tried to get him out, the town’s solitary fireman eventually was called and tried to get him out; Sammy was stuck.

The Jaws of Life were deemed necessary to remove Sammy from the cart. The town didn’t have the Jaws of Life, the Teeth of Life, or the Fingernails of Life. The town didn’t have any Life equipment at all.

The next town’s firemen were phoned; they had the equipment, but were very busy doing a calendar shoot so wouldn’t be able to arrive until at least after supper.

Sammy would have to spend the whole day in the cart until at least sometime after supper, but hopefully not as long as “dessert being finished” time.

Since it was the store’s only cart, Sammy was abandoned by his Mother, who had stuff to do, and remained at the store. Most shoppers didn’t appreciate Sammy’s inclusion in their shopping experience and either chose to ignore him completely, or made him hold things like fresh fish, frozen foods, or boxes of diapers.

He was abandoned in the parking lot on more than one occasion and only retrieved when the next shopper needed the cart.

After the store closed at 6 p.m., the store manager parked him in the shopping cart rack and kept him company until the next town’s firemen would arrive.

“Would you like a few candies while we wait?” the manager asked.

“Yes”, was the answer.

After bringing Sammy a bag of assorted bulk bin candies, the manager started telling Sammy a story.

TO BE CONTINUED … 

 

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5 responses to “Sammy’s Stucky Situation

  1. A “To be continued” story? Hell, no! We are not starting on this dangerous Turkish Prawny kind of slippery slope. No waaaay. That’s BS. If you really loved us, you’d just get up earlier to get us the full story. Of all the cheesy stuff to inflict upon us!

    You had me at only “one personal trainer/lifestyle coach.” Hilarious. The abandonment by the “mother who had stuff to do” was cruel and unexpected. I also liked his inclusion in other’s shopping experience.

    Things I like about it too numerous to list but you catch my drift. 🙂

  2. A shopping trolly with 4 wonky wheels sounds like shopping Hell to me! Sammy must have some strange need for “vibration” in his sorry life, probably due to the abandonment by his mother. She’s likely done it before.

    Is the grocer kind or demented?

    Anxiously awaiting the continuation of the “Stuck Sammy Story.”

  3. awwww, this is so fun, Ross! I loved it, all of it. You had me rolling, at the library with only one book, and the book was overdue! funneeee. Mister. I’ll say it again. You have found your true calling…

  4. Funny story. Did you do the drawing? I actually had a nightmare as a child and my mother left me in a shopping cart and the store closed and the police came. Weird. I don’t remember any candy.

    I would like 2 sticky wickets, please.

  5. Thanks for the comments.

    nathaliewithanh: blush blush.
    This is nothing like Turkish Prawn’s stuff: his stuff is good!

    S. Le: I think Sammy get’s a bad vibe from the grocer, but learns something or not.
    “Clean up in aisle 3!”

    sweetiegirlz: blush blush. thanks. I don’t have any more at the moment … but Cynthia’s Sideways Swinging sounds like a good title for the next one.

    Tammy: sadly, the drawings are mine.
    I’ll send 2 sticky wickets right over … or should that be after 50 overs. Maybe a few crickety paddle pops too.

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