Absolute Zero

 

absolute zero = the temperature when substances possess no thermal energy (-273.15 Celcius/-459.65 Fahrenheit)

Is there an “absolute one”?

I bet you need a really warm jacket when it’s “absolute one” outside!

And schools are probably closed too! Woo hoo!

 

note: getting “absolute zero” on a science test is probably a good thing.

double note: Is +30 Celcius “absolute 303.15“? It’s absolutely beach weather, whether it is or not.

triple note: You know those movies where someone sticks their hand in a really cold container in a laboratory and their hand freezes solid and then they smash it against something and then it shatters? That must really hurt. Why do they do that?

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One response to “Absolute Zero

  1. Absolute one = Absolute Vodka
    Absolute two = Absolute Radio

    S. Le: I used to listen to Absolute Radio on satellite at the old office I used to work at, when it was Virgin Radio. I’m listening to a Billy Bragg interview right now. Thanks!

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