Money Making Scheme #8




I’m going to sell “Ping Pong Ball Pumps”.

I’ll have them manufactured in Sweden because they are famous for pump technology.


note: I might have to design special shoes called “Ping Pong Pump Pumps” so the user can hold the pump in place while inflating flat ping pong balls.

double note: I may market a “ping pong ball patch kit” for balls with slow leaks. (basically just tape: but if people buy the pump and shoes, they will buy anything!)

triple note: Ping Pong Balls make more of a “dut dut dut” sound than a “ping pong” sound. I could be wrong; I usually am.

quadruple note: The Ping Pong Paddle business is a good “racket” to get in to.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 are still scheming.

8 responses to “Money Making Scheme #8

  1. I’ve been reading for a while and I’ll be honest – I’ve got no idea where half your posts come from, but I’m fascinated all the same…

    Cynical Scribble: thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. I’ll take that as a compliment.
    The ideas just pop in to my head on a semi-regular basis when I’m not paying attention.

  2. ha-ha-ha. This one made me laugh!

  3. Maybe you should get the pumps made in Thailand. I’ve seen some amazing ping pong ball pumping when I was there.

  4. Umm… not sure what to say that isn’t off-colour.

  5. huh huh huh… you said “pong”

  6. at least he didn’t say ding dong pump

  7. I like the S.P.P.B.P. drawing. Will we get to see a drawing of the P.P.P.P.?
    You know, to get the full effect.

  8. Thanks for all the comments.

    Kelly Pettit: thanks!

    razzbuffnik: They have a pretty good “ping pong ball pumping” team in Thailand.

    S. Le: I agree. Anything with pumps leads to the gutter eventually.

    Ervin Sholpnick: I said it 6 times! hee hee.

    sweetiegirlz: now you have me thinking about ding dongs, hohos, and twinkies!

    Tammy: I’m still thinking about a design for the “P.P.P.P“: possibly something with metal popcicle sticks attached to the front of the shoes. Do they sell metal popcicles?

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