I’m going to sell “Ping Pong Ball Pumps”.
I’ll have them manufactured in Sweden because they are famous for pump technology.
note: I might have to design special shoes called “Ping Pong Pump Pumps” so the user can hold the pump in place while inflating flat ping pong balls.
double note: I may market a “ping pong ball patch kit” for balls with slow leaks. (basically just tape: but if people buy the pump and shoes, they will buy anything!)
triple note: Ping Pong Balls make more of a “dut dut dut” sound than a “ping pong” sound. I could be wrong; I usually am.
quadruple note: The Ping Pong Paddle business is a good “racket” to get in to.
quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 are still scheming.
I Am The Cheese 
I’ve been reading for a while and I’ll be honest – I’ve got no idea where half your posts come from, but I’m fascinated all the same…
Cynical Scribble: thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. I’ll take that as a compliment.
The ideas just pop in to my head on a semi-regular basis when I’m not paying attention.
ha-ha-ha. This one made me laugh!
Maybe you should get the pumps made in Thailand. I’ve seen some amazing ping pong ball pumping when I was there.
Umm… not sure what to say that isn’t off-colour.
huh huh huh… you said “pong”
at least he didn’t say ding dong pump
I like the S.P.P.B.P. drawing. Will we get to see a drawing of the P.P.P.P.?
You know, to get the full effect.
Thanks for all the comments.
Kelly Pettit: thanks!
razzbuffnik: They have a pretty good “ping pong ball pumping” team in Thailand.
S. Le: I agree. Anything with pumps leads to the gutter eventually.
Ervin Sholpnick: I said it 6 times! hee hee.
sweetiegirlz: now you have me thinking about ding dongs, hohos, and twinkies!
Tammy: I’m still thinking about a design for the “P.P.P.P“: possibly something with metal popcicle sticks attached to the front of the shoes. Do they sell metal popcicles?