Comparisons

                                                

Comparing bananas to cherries is like comparing apples to oranges.

It’s exactly the same thing, or is it?

note: Would you eat bananas if they had seeds in them?

double note: No matter how many watermelon seeds you eat, watermelons won’t grow out of your ears … they start growing out of your nose. 

triple note: Eating cherry pits may affect your career path.  Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, …

 

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2 responses to “Comparisons

  1. Isn’t the dark bit down the centre of a banana, seeds?

    Have fun, wherever you are going, whether it be a trip or a bender.

  2. I am appalled that you would even consider asking this question.

    Is comparing two equal-sized orbs in any way similar to comparing tiny orbs to a dildo-shaped fruit???

    Really, it is like comparing juvenile testicles to full grown penii.

    Cheers – fun post.

    Augusto: thanks for the “Freudian Breakdown”. I will never look at fruit the same way. hee hee

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