An Open Letter To Burton Cummings:
You owe me $1.07 Canadian for the newspaper you took and promised to come back and pay for.
Did you think I wouldn’t mind putting $1.07 Canadian of my own money in to the cash register at the end of my shift so the till balanced?
Did you think you could screw me over and I would eventually forget about the 1993 Times Colonist May 2nd Sunday Edition with the big real estate insert, the Islander magazine, and the colored comics?
Just because 8 million years ago you were famous and probably still get royalty checks everytime Lenny Kravitz sings “American Woman“, doesn’t give you the right to escape justice for newspaper theft.
You probably don’t even have the newspaper any more! I don’t want it back anyway.
I want my $1.07 Canadian adjusted for inflation and the 15 years of compound interest that I have missed out on. You now owe me $1.12 Canadian.
P.S. Your mustache looks funny.
note: I do like Burton Cummings. This is just humor. He did cadge a newspaper off of me; if he came back and paid, I never heard about it.