I’m going to sue my former self.
I’m not sure if I should go with the mental anguish or the physical neglect angle.
I never used to look and feel like this! Someone is responsible!
I figure there isn’t any statute of limitation about this sort of thing, and my former self had a bit of money in the bank.
note: if I had a time machine, I could go back and steal his identity.
double note: I’d sue my future self, but he’d probably counter-sue me.
triple note: I’d probably file in the U.S. because … if an idiot who spills hot coffee on themselves can sue McDonald’s and win, I should have no problem.