Do you know a phrase that when you hear it, it causes you to roll your eyeballs?
One of mine is: “I think I know the reason; and I’m sure you know the reason.”
This is usually uttered after foolishly asking a semi-rhetorical question about some navel gazing personal topic late at night; about the same time Ab Masters, Psychic Hotlines, and Religious Groups on TV infomercials are preying on the vulnerable navel gazing insomniacs who are in a weakened state of mind.
It’s always spoken by a pseudo wanna-be head shrinking friend who thinks it’s very profound.
Hello! If you have an answer to or an opinion on the question; spit it out, be blunt, direct, and to the point. Your reasoning is unreasonable.
You are giving me bubble shadows to mentally chew on.
When I hear this response, I know I must be mentally fragile, should shut my mouth, and shouldn’t watch TV for any reason.
note: “Y” is down at the end of the alphabet for a reason.
double note: hearing this phrase while lying on a couch makes it 10 times worse.
quadruple note: following the Yellow Brick Road is “pathillogical“.