I’m going to sell paper clips that look like “ears” and “dog ears”.
People who like to “ear mark” and “dog ear” pages can still practice their habit on borrowed books, but with out the repercussions.
note: No animals or people were harmed in the making of these paperclips.
double note: Is it ok to “dog ear” pages in books about dogs?
triple note: Do people pierce dog ears? or am I on the cutting edge of stupidity?