I’m on the same page as most people: just in a different book.
note: “No reading aloud allowed“. And people say holidays are unproductive!
double note: When someone says, “You can’t judge a book by its cover“. I usually reply, “Who said anything about books? I was talking about that funny looking guy over there!”
triple note: Overdue “pregnancy” books are usually very weighty and have a lot of contractions at the end.
quadruple note: Libraries should have “match books“. Some people are only looking for light reading.
quintuple note: I guess “match books” would be in the friction section.
I Am The Cheese 
I guess studbooks are in the adult fiction section (or is it adult friction?)
“Overdue pregnancy books”: Ha! Ha! 😉
In court, what happens if they throw the book at you and miss?
Do book worms poop vowels and consonants?
-pf
Thanks for the comments.
nathaliewithanh: hee hee
prairieflounder: book worms must have “vad bowels consonantly“. … or should it be “bad vowels“?
Sometimes, I find myself uttering witty soliloquies after I read your blog, but I cannot top the cheese. The cheese stands alone.
P.S. I love the drawing.
I’m in a different book as well.
Thanks for the comments.
sweetiegirlz: thanks for the compliment. I am blushing. The picture is from a “how to draw” book, but I did the coloring and the sign.
S. Le: You are unusual.