Same Page

I’m on the same page as most people: just in a different book.

 

note:No reading aloud allowed“. And people say holidays are unproductive!

double note: When someone says, “You can’t judge a book by its cover“. I usually reply, “Who said anything about books? I was talking about that funny looking guy over there!

triple note: Overdue “pregnancy” books are usually very weighty and have a lot of contractions at the end.

quadruple note: Libraries should have “match books“.  Some people are only looking for light reading.

quintuple note: I guess “match books” would be in the friction section.

 

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6 responses to “Same Page

  1. I guess studbooks are in the adult fiction section (or is it adult friction?)

    “Overdue pregnancy books”: Ha! Ha! 😉

  2. In court, what happens if they throw the book at you and miss?
    Do book worms poop vowels and consonants?
    -pf

  3. Thanks for the comments.

    nathaliewithanh: hee hee

    prairieflounder: book worms must have “vad bowels consonantly“. … or should it be “bad vowels“?

  4. Sometimes, I find myself uttering witty soliloquies after I read your blog, but I cannot top the cheese. The cheese stands alone.

    P.S. I love the drawing.

  5. I’m in a different book as well.

  6. Thanks for the comments.

    sweetiegirlz: thanks for the compliment. I am blushing. The picture is from a “how to draw” book, but I did the coloring and the sign.

    S. Le: You are unusual.

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