It must be terrible to be a crow: they have “crow’s feet” from the day they are hatched.
Being a pigeon wouldn’t be much better.
note: Being a stool pigeon would be crappy.
double note: Does a cursed albatross have a dead albatross hanging around its neck?
triple note: I bet sailors ate crow’s nest soup when they got really hungry.
quadruple note: I know it’s a picture of seagulls: I didn’t see any good crows on my trip.