Shylockonomics

 

What are you worth as hamburger or steak?

Me?

As hamburger: at 98 cents per 100 grams about $852.60 U.S.

As steak: at $2.48 per 100 grams about $2,157.60 U.S.

I’ll stick to grinding the numbers for now.

note: maybe someone can make a widget for blogs about this! That would be useless too!

double note: I think using the pound as currency would have been more appropriate.

triple note: I know there are bones and other stuff worth less, but some parts are worth more. It probably evens out. I was just looking for a medium figure here.

quadruple note: who ya calling chicken?

quintuple note: Hey! That tickles!

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2 responses to “Shylockonomics

  1. Well done! So your value should depend on how lean you are? That’s just plain wrong for the rare little people out there.

    note: you are a cheesesteak
    double note: I think you beefed up your number.

  2. I did the blog worth thing.
    Mine is worth zero dollars, absolutely nothing, zilch, nought, nuthin’, not a freckle, less than the value of a single potato chip. What’s the point of blogging now???
    I may as well delete it…
    ONLY KIDDING!!!!

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