Probably the reason nobody has ever caught Big Foot is because …
the Big Foot is always stealthily hunting for something even more elusive than itself:
the “Anony Mouse“.
note: is a family of Big Foot called “Big Feet“?
double note: I know there is a Sasquatch joke in here somewhere, but it’s being elusive as usual.
triple note: the “Fountain of Youth” is still murky over here.