Money Making Scheme #4
I’m going to sell french fries with ketchup inside of them.
Maybe I’ll put “mayonnaise” inside the ones sold in Europe and “poutine” in the ones for all those French Canadians.
note: Stompin’ Tom really does sing about all the things that truly matter.
triple note: I will bury all those “little package condiment people”.
quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 are still scheming.
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poutine fries would be FAT and also fattening!
would you also make chili cheese fries inside out?
Sweetiegirlz, I hate to break it to ya but fries ARE FAT and also fattening.
planetross, I looked up poutine on Wikipedia. Do people actually EAT that? And they are semi-French? Clogged arteries come to mind.
Nat–I meant squishy fat…and fattening-“er”.
Sounds very gross. You won’t get any money from me!
Thanks for all the comments.
I just get annoyed when I have to beg for ketchup packets at the counter. There is no “help yourself pump” over here.
French Canadians eat that stuff by the bucket I’m told. I think I may have more in common with them than I thought. And they have habitant pea soup too!
What a great idea. It really sucks when you have to pay extra for those little packets.
I remember years ago in the Good ‘Ol Days (I used to long to be old enough to remember the Good ‘Ol Days) when you bought a meat pie they would stick the sauce squirter nozzle through the top & pump it in & it didn’t cost any extra