Wishful Thinking #3
The person sitting next to you on the airplane will be amazingly sexy and seriously attracted to you.
single scoop: I’d be happy if they offered me their dessert.
double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! There is some very delicious plastic spaghetti over to your left too!
triple scoop: the idea for this one goes to Kelly Pettit.
quadruple scoop: If you’ve missed the last 2, they are still here and here.
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