The Cull

 

It’s usually a seasonal thing, but this time it couldn’t wait for a season.

The long overdue “underwear and socks cull” took place.

It was a ragtag bunch that ended up on the wrong side of the garbage bag this time.
It usually is for some reason.

I’m not sure what triggered the need to spend 5 minutes separating the good from the bad and ugly with quick irreversible decisions over something so mundane but necessary.

I feel better for it somehow though: not as good as “new shoes day“, but a lot better than “bad haircut day“.

I feel so good about this, I might start throwing out my underwear and socks everyday!!

 

note:   sorry for showing my underwear (I’m just covering my ass here).

double note: sorry there is no link for “bad haircut day“; I’m looking forward to one so I can blog about it.

triple note: Is there a club for seal clubbers? and do they have their own seal? I bet their secret handshake is pretty lethal too!

quadruple note: Why don’t sealers just bomb the seals like men!

quintuple note: planetross doesn’t have an opinion on clubbing seals: I’ve never done it, nor know if seal meat tastes good. But clubbing underwear is probably okay, but not so tasty.

 

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8 responses to “The Cull

  1. Hey…what is Nathalie with an H’s thong doing in there?? (heeeee)

    sweetiegirlz: you bad.

  2. Inquiring minds want to know. Will you be shopping for new underwear soon, or just going commando?

    jimsmuse: I actually bought new ones before I did “the cull”; because I don’t like to be hanging in the breeze. Strangely enough, unbeknownst to me, my associate Mr. Pettit bought underwear on the same day as me (I’m not sure if they were new or not). We must be “underwear cycling” or something. I’m not sure about my other associate Mr. Badger’s brief affairs.

  3. No, no, no. That’s Natalie without an H’s tong peeking out from one of the corners.

  4. I’m just trying to imagine how the subject of buying underwear comes up in a casual “guy” kinda conversation…

  5. Why are you disposing of my thong/tong?

  6. Thanks for all the comments.

    jimsmuse: the topic is just mentioned briefly sometimes.

    “Where is my drink?”
    “Under there.”
    “Under where?”
    “Ha ha! I made you say ‘underwear’. ”

    pannonica: you bad too.

    nathaliewithanh: this one was mine, it says XL on the waistband.

  7. Oh good! I was wondering why you had removed mine from your scrapbook.

  8. New underwear day is my favourite by far.

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