The Blue Monkey #4

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime “microwave ovens” will be replaced by “super-micromicrowave ovens” which will be cleverly called smicrowaves.


The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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2 responses to “The Blue Monkey #4

  1. Over at Scientific American magazine, they decided to compare the frozen pizza heating capacity of an average household microwave oven to that of the Large Hadron Collider over at CERN.

    A 700-watt microwave takes 6 minutes, the LHC would take 30 nanoseconds. thrt nnscnds!

  2. I love the branding of the Blue Monkey. If someone likes a prediction, other predictions would be sought as well. The numbering of the posts helps too. Good going.

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