The Blue Monkey predicts:
In our lifetime there will be a remake of the Six Million Dollar Man.
But because of inflation, he will be called the “Six and a Half Million Dollar Man”.
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!